promises

guys please don't promise things you know you cant deliver. like the unemployed guy that promised me the fancy dinner down town taken in a limo and a new dress, uhm honey you were just drinking miller lite in the bar and have no job... how are you paying for that, you gonna shake out all that gel in your hair and sell it? come on, we can size you up quickly, and if you have little money or a lot, doesn't matter, if you lie about things and make shit up that is never going to happen,,,,,,, that is grounds for penis rumors..... just saying....

I would love to go for a walk in the park, or a picnic, or netflix and popcorn. or even that fancy downtown dinner, don't try to impress me with money you don't have because therein lies the problem, a guy that doesn't feel like a lady will go out with him unless he throws cash around. that just screams douche bag